Cheetah Piss THCa is a bold hybrid strain known for its intense aroma and balanced effects. A unique blend of Lemonade, Gelato 42, and London Pound Cake 97, this strain combines sharp citrus notes with diesel and earthy pine undertones, creating a pungent yet enticing flavor profile. Cheetah Piss offers a euphoric and creative high, perfect for sparking inspiration, followed by a relaxing body sensation that eases stress without heavy sedation. With moderate-to-high THC levels, this strain is favored by users looking for a vibrant, potent, and well-rounded experience.
Cheetah Piss Specifications:
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HYBRID
- Genetics: Gelato 42 x Lemonade x London Pound Cake 97
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***WARNING***
If you are sensitive to THC please do not purchase this product, use with caution! Please respect this product and only consume this in the comfort of your own home, do not drive or operate heavy machinery. Consult a doctor prior to consuming this product.
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Yes. Our products are legal and compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill, measuring Δ9-THC by dry weight. This makes them federally legal and eligible for direct shipping within the United States..
Yes. When heated (smoked or vaped), THCa converts into THC through a process called decarboxylation. That means our flower provides the same potent effects as dispensary cannabis, but shipped legally.
We ship orders within 24 hours (minus Sunday & Holidays). Packages arrive in plain, discreet boxes with no cannabis markings. Orders over $99 qualify for an upgrade to free priority shipping.
Absolutely. Every strain is third-party lab tested for potency, purity, and compliance. Lab results are available upon request and ensure you’re getting clean, safe, premium flower.
We only source indoor-grown, hand-trimmed buds that rival top-shelf dispensary quality. Frosty trichomes, rich terpenes, and premium packaging set us apart from mass-market cannabis.
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We ship to most U.S. states where cannabinoids are permitted. If your state has restrictions, checkout will notify you before completing your order.
Keep it in a cool, dark place, sealed in its jar or bag. Proper storage helps maintain potency, flavor, and freshness.